Visit FamilyCorner.com for tons of seasonal ideas!
quick link - go to our home page quick link - kid's crafts, family fun, printables, etc quick link - sign up for our free newsletter quick link - holiday crafts, recipes and ideas quick link - gardening, organizing, saving money, decorating and more quick link - our FunBook is filled with lots of quick ideas, tips and crafts quick link - join our bustling community of friendly members


Go Back   FamilyCorner.com Forums > Parenting > Ages & Stages > Teenagers

Teenagers So many parents of teens have said "just you wait!" But why? What are your thoughts on teens today?

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 03-09-2003, 12:43 PM
Caronamy's Avatar
FamilyCorner Junkie
FamilyCorner Junkie
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Snowhere
Posts: 1,379
The Teenager, Defined....

Teenager (noun)

1) A mammal found extensively throughout the planet, often clustered in groups in front of television sets (See SLOTHS.) Thought to be a member of Homo Sapiens due to physical similarities, though social and emotional behavior leads many researchers to consider Teenagers to be a completely different species altogether (See PARENTS.) Very territorial. (See IT'S MY ROOM STAY OUT OF MY ROOM.)

Teenagers are extraordinarily social animals, seeking contact with their peer groups to such a great extent they will forgo family, chores, food, and responsibility (See FATHERS, QUOTATIONS OF.) The males of the species forage for food constantly (See MCDONALD'S) and can consume three times their weight every day. When in full plumage, the males are usually drab, marked by loose fitting garments which slide off their backsides and look ridiculous (See FATHERS, QUOTATIONS OF.)

The females, on the other hand, sport striking colors under their eyes, throughout their hair, and on the tips of their fingers. Females often attract males by wearing garments to accentuate chest development (See WONDER BRAS.) Males indicate their approval by staring at the display (See FATHERS, HEART ATTACKS OF.) The call of the female is complex and shrill: "Like, O m'Gosh! O m' Gosh!" Males are less vocal, signaling to other males with a salutatory "Yo.Yo. Yo. S'up? S'up? S'up?"

Teenagers line their nests with discarded undergarments. The females hold telephone receivers to their ears an average of six hours a day. When challenged for possession, they snarl and warn intruders "I'm doing my HOMEWORK. My HOMEWORK. My HOMEWORK." The males lie immobile for hours at a time, conserving energy and listening to violent electronic signals from radios. Male Teenagers concentrate on important information (See FATHERS, LECTURES OF) by rolling their eyes, shrugging, kicking dirt and sighing. Females burst into tears and slam doors. Many Homo Sapiens families have a host-to-parasite relationship with one (See STRESS) or more than one (See EXTREME STRESS) Teenager. These host families often develop aresistance to the parasite, rejecting them some time in the eighteenth year of life. Often, though, this rejection is merely theoretical, with the Teenager continuing to live off of the host Homo Sapiens family for many years afterward, often at great sacrifice (See COLLEGE.)

2) Of, relating to, and especially EXPLAINING irrational, intolerable, or inexplicable behavior. ("She's a Teenager.")

3) A request for sympathy, offered by adult parents to each other in support. ("I have a Teenager at home.") Often accompanied by sighs, headshaking, tongueclucking, and shoulder shrugging.
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 03-28-2003, 04:37 AM
laughoften's Avatar
Member
FamilyCorner Newbie
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 6
Caron, that was very funny & oh so true.Thanks for my first laugh of the day!
__________________
~*Darlene*~

~Live Well
~LaughOften
~Love Much
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 02-20-2006, 05:40 AM
Caronamy's Avatar
FamilyCorner Junkie
FamilyCorner Junkie
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Snowhere
Posts: 1,379
I was looking for a fruit salad recipe I posted a long time ago. I saw that I posted this a long time ago and wow, now that Greg is almost 17, this really hits home! LOL
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 09-22-2008, 06:45 PM
mom2-4's Avatar
Moderator
FamilyCorner Fanatic
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: PA
Posts: 3,350
Just bumping this up, as it is funny, and oh so true!
__________________
Karen

When I was young, I always said I wanted to be someone...I guess I should have been more specific!
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 09-23-2008, 05:33 AM
DeBora4BobbyL's Avatar
Welcome Wagon Moderator
FamilyCorner Postaholic
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Oklahoma
Posts: 16,009
I always the definition of an adolescent is a mental illness that one outgrows.
__________________


Bobby Labonte Official Page Facebook
.


FC Welcome Wagon : Need help? New to FC? Just ask me!
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 09-26-2008, 02:19 AM
jmz2005's Avatar
Six Year Member
FamilyCorner Admirer
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: illinois
Posts: 77
Oh my, how funny and true. I sometimes think my 7yr old is a teenager, as she has the attitude of one, lol. Thanks for posting this, needed a good laugh.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 09-26-2008, 02:32 AM
happymomof4's Avatar
6 yr member
FamilyCorner Addict
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 5,917
This so true. Being a mother of 4 kids. 2 boys are now adults. The girls are my teenagers now. I thought the boys were bad. I would take boys over girls any day!!!
__________________
Have a wonderful day.

Charlotte
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 09-26-2008, 05:39 AM
kathymac's Avatar
Nine Year Member
FamilyCorner Fanatic
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Lincoln, NE
Posts: 3,082
Oh so true. I think I'll share this with my two teenage DD's. Do you think they'll be as amused as me?

Kathy
Reply With Quote
 
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Teenager driving me batty! Amanda Teenagers 7 01-10-2010 01:40 PM
Secret Life of the American Teenager bluebird Idle Chit Chat! 8 09-22-2009 03:11 PM
Does your teenager have a "MySpace" (or similiar) account? ajrsmom Teenagers 27 07-16-2008 04:45 AM
Verbally abusive daughter CallieCat Teenagers 37 09-15-2002 04:14 PM


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:25 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.1
Copyright 1997-2012, FamilyCorner.com Magazine, Inc. an Internet Brands company

POPULAR AREAS OF FAMILYCORNER.COM

Our Family FunBook is packed full of ideas from parents just like you!

Our members say that they have never found a friendlier message board community than ours!

Our kid's craft section is filled with easy ideas for creative little minds.

We have tons of free printable coloring pages to keep your little ones happy.

We offer a wide variety of free newsletters delivered right to your inbox.

Our Household Hints & Tips have a wealth of information on cleaning, organizing, and more!
Go to the funbook Go to forums Go to kid's crafts Go to printables Go to newsletters Go to Hints & Tips

Home || Newsletters || Advertising || Terms of Use || Privacy || Services || Submissions || Contact Us || Media Opportunities || Link To Us || Shop || Feedback || Staff || e-Cards || Reminder Service



FamilyCorner.com® is sponsored in part by...




Visit our friends --> MomsMenu | Main Street Mom | She Knows | Baby University | Personal Fitness Zone | iChef.com

Copyright Notice | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use/Disclaimer