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Old 05-16-2002, 06:58 AM
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chuckle I wanna be a bear ...

My mom just sent me the cutest email ... it doesn't have any author attribution, but it is just so cute and I can really relate to it. I just had to share it ...


If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You
do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to
partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you
mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to
wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs
and excess body fat.

Yup..... I wanna be a bear.

Kelly H.
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Old 05-17-2002, 08:48 PM
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I have always said I want to be a house cat at my M-I-L's. I think I will trade that for being a bear too!
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Old 05-18-2002, 05:48 AM
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Oh this is too awesome! I MUST make a craft out of this LOL
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Old 05-08-2003, 04:40 AM
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Old 11-11-2003, 01:31 PM
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That is so adorable. I had never thought of it that way before, but it is so true.
God Bless
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