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Old 12-26-2003, 11:29 AM
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Here are some that I have found. Im sure I have more. Ill post more if I find them.


BELLY BUTTON BRUSH by Cindy W.

A belly button brush am I,
your naval lint I can't deny,
come on now, don't be so shy!
I have to ask the question why,
Why's your lint a mile high?
it reaches up into the sky!
Does it poke you in the eye?
Does it make you want to cry?
Now I see the reason why,
you try on pants before you buy,
it's cause your lint is "triple ply!"
(and lint like that you just can't buy!!!)
I need to clean & I will try
to keep your secret like a spy.
So come on, give me just one try
a belly button brush am I.

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If your belly has lost it's luster,
Try our belly button duster!
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Don't mean to be blunt,
but take a hint. . .
This little brush is
for belly button lint!
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If you have belly button lint,
Please keep it to a hush,
But do take this little hint. . .
A belly button brush!
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For those with everything
and even worth a mint. . .
Here's a belly button brush
for all that fuzzy lint!




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1. SPECIAL GIFT:
Take a 3 1/2 x 2 1/2 block of wood and wrap it with wrapping paper. After you glue saying to front, put a bow on it.

This is a very special gift
That you can never see
The reason it's so special is
It's just for you from me.
Whenever you are lonely
Or ever feeling blue,
You only have to hold this gift
And know I think of you.
You never can unwrap it.
Please leave the ribbon tied.
Just hold the box close to heart,
It's filled with love inside.


2. EXERCISER: Take a 2 1/2 x 2" block of wood, put it and the saying in a baggie.
EXERCISER
1. Place block in the center of the room.
2. Walk around the block two times.
3. Rest!!After all you've walked around the block two times!!!


3.FRIENDSHIP BAG: Take a baggie and put the saying and all of the things listed in it.
FRIENDSHIP BAG
A FRIENDSHIP BAG: Keep your Friendship Bag handy and ready to use at all times!
BANDAID: to help a friend who needs mending
BUTTON: to close your mouth before saying an unkind word
TISSUE: to dry the tears of a friend who's saying an unkind word
CANDY KISS: Everyone needs daily TLC
TOOTHPICK:to be easygoing,and not too picky
ERASER:because everyone makes mistakes, and that's OKAY!
LIFESAVER:because we're always willing to help each other
RUBBER BAND: to bind us together in friendship
MINT:because you're worth a mint!!!


4. FRIENDSHIP, CUP OF TEA CARD:
On the front of the card is a picture of a really fancy tea cup, above it says:
FRIENDSHIP BEGINS WITH A CUP OF KINDNESS.
Inside it says: Please take the time to share a cup of CHRISTMAS TEA with someone you love.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Also inside the card put two tea bags.


5. POWERBAND:
Take a piece of leather rope and tie one end, put the beads on the rope in the order they are listed and then tie the other end.
Put the band and the saying in a baggie.
POWERBAND
BLACK is our sin before we are saved.
RED is the blood of CHRIST shed for us on the cross.
WHITE we are cleansed when we are saved.
BLUE is baptism.
GREEN we are growing in CHRIST.
YELLOW/GOLD is our riches in HEAVEN.


7. NICE PILLS:
Take a baggie and put candy in it (I use small round ones that look like medicine)
. Staple saying to baggie.
NICE PILLS
We all know someone who could be a little nicer. Do them and yourself a favor.
Provide them with this supply of NICE PILLS.
They do wonders for in-laws, bosses, ex-husbands or ex-wives,nosey neighbors, GROUCHY, HATEFUL people may take two if needed.


8. HILLBILLY FISHIN' KIT:
Take a baggie and put split peas in it.
Staple saying to baggie.
HILLBILLY FISHIN' KIT
Directions:Sprinkle peas at edge of water. When fish comes up to take a "P", GRAB HIM!!


9. NATURE'S BUBBLE BATH:
Take a baggie and put beans in it (like the kind you use for ham and beans)
Staple saying to baggie.
NATURE'S BUBBLE BATH
Directions for use: Soak for one hour, Cook, Eat before taking bath.


11. COW SEEDS:
Take some large white lima beans and paint black spots on them, put them in a baggie.
Staple saying to baggie.
Saying has two sides.
FRONT SIDE: (Has a picture of a cow on it)
COW SEEDS
HERD STARTER KIT
Directions on other side.
BACK SIDE: 1.Start your own herd.
2. Plant the seeds in warm spot right side up.
Cow will grow upside down if planted wrong.
3. Be patient, it takes a long time to start your own herd.
4. For best results, MOO softly while watering.


12. LEGEND OF THE HEN'S TEETH:
Take some white rice and put in a baggie, Staple saying to baggie.
THE LEGEND OF THE HEN'S TEETH
Somewhere in a remote part of the ozark is a breed of chickens that grow teeth.
The strange thing is that outside this particular area,they cease to grow teeth, which is why all the common chickens you see are toothless descendants of the "Molar Marvels".
Anyone fortunate enough to have these teeth in their possession will find that they bring more luck than a rabbits foot or a four-leaf clover.


13. DONUT SEEDS:
Take a baggie and put Cheerios or some other cereal that looks like a donut in it.
Staple saying to baggie.
Saying has two sides.
FRONT SIDE: DONUT SEEDS
NEW HYBRID
Grow your own donut bush.
Planting instructions on back of package.
BACK SIDE: HOW TO GROW
Carefully place one seed at bottom of a ten foot hole,five feet apart in any type of soil.
When mature; bush will grow to a height of six feet.
FOR GLAZED DONUTS: Pour twenty pounds of sugar in each hole.
GUARANTEE: If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, or plants fail to grow in five years-
Dig up seeds for PRO-RATED refund.
GOTCHA, INC.
DONUT GROWERS


14. PRAYER ROCK:
Take a rock and wrap it up with material,tie material closed with a ribbon.
You can either put saying and rock in a baggie or you can just tie the saying on the ribbon.

MY PRAYER ROCK
I'm your little prayer rock,
and this is what I'll do.
Just put me on your pillow,
till the day is through.
Then turn back the covers,
and climb into your bed,
And "whack" your little prayer rock,
will hit you on the head.
Then you will remember,
as the day is through.
To kneel and say your prayers,
as you wanted to.
Then when you are finished,
just dump me on the floor.
I'll stay there through the night,
to give you help once more.
When you get up the next morning,
"clunk" I'll stub your toe.
So you won't forget your morning prayers,
again before you go.
Put me back upon your pillow,
after your bed is made.
This clever little prayer rock,
will continue in your aid.
Because your HEAVENLY FATHER,
cares and loves you so.
He wants you to remember,
to talk to HIM, you know.
(DON'T UNWRAP ME)
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