You Choose!!!!

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There were three good arguments that Jesus was black. (l) He called
everyone "brother"; (2) He liked Gospel; (3) He couldn't get a fair
trial.

But, then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish: (l) He went into His Father's business; (2) He lived at home
until he was 33; (3) He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother
was sure he was God.

But, there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
(l) He talked with his hands; (2) He had wine with every meal; (3) He
used olive oil.

But, then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian. (l) He never cut his hair; (2) He walked around barefoot all
the time; (3) He started a new religion.

But, then there were three equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
(l) He never got married; (2) He was always telling stories; (3) He
loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all argues surprisingly that Jesus
was a woman. (l) He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was
no food; (2) He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it; (3) And even when he was dead, He had to get up
because there was more work to do.

Amen!!!