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Old 07-30-2002, 07:22 PM
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chuckle A Childs Definition of GOD

THIS ONE IS FABULOUS!!! It was written by an 8-year-old, Danny
Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his third-grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. Wonder if any of us could do as well?"

EXPLAIN GOD

One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth.

He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they
are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have
to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leaves that to mothers and fathers.

God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An
awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this.

God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere
which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting
His time by going over your Mom and Dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.

Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren't any who come to our church.

Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking
on water and performing miracles and people finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him. But He was good
and kind, like His Father and He told His Father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God "O.K." His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So He did. And
now He helps His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing which things are important for God to take care of and which
ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important.

You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you
because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.

You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God
happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God. Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway.

If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you,
like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.

But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you.
I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases.

And...that's why I believe in God.

Keep these thoughts with you throughout the coming years!

He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning.
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This had me laughing so hard, thanks for the pick me up!

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