ISO Table Favors

[MomsMenu]

" I am looking for something that I would call either a table favor.....littletokens of fun, etc. I'm really not sure what to call them. They generally are packaged in little bags, maybe snacksize zipper type. There is a poem attached with some type of food content in the bag. One that first comes to mind is a bag with M & M's. This poem is for menopausal women and the poem says...for this symptom, take the blue ones. For that symptom, take the red ones until it goes thru six or eight symptoms. It then says if you have all the symptoms, consume the entire package. I am looking for those type favors with other themes. They can be holiday related on not. I have seen something with miniature marshmallows pertaining to snowmen and brown Jelly Bellies pertaining to Moose trackings. They are funny, cute and perfect
for table favors or something to package and hand out to give someone a quick chuckle. Do you have any ideas, place where I can find ideas, etc.?"

Can you help this reader?

[ajrsmom]

Here are some that I have found. Im sure I have more. Ill post more if I find them.


BELLY BUTTON BRUSH by Cindy W.

A belly button brush am I,
your naval lint I can't deny,
come on now, don't be so shy!
I have to ask the question why,
Why's your lint a mile high?
it reaches up into the sky!
Does it poke you in the eye?
Does it make you want to cry?
Now I see the reason why,
you try on pants before you buy,
it's cause your lint is "triple ply!"
(and lint like that you just can't buy!!!)
I need to clean & I will try
to keep your secret like a spy.
So come on, give me just one try
a belly button brush am I.

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If your belly has lost it's luster,
Try our belly button duster!
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Don't mean to be blunt,
but take a hint. . .
This little brush is
for belly button lint!
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If you have belly button lint,
Please keep it to a hush,
But do take this little hint. . .
A belly button brush!
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For those with everything
and even worth a mint. . .
Here's a belly button brush
for all that fuzzy lint!




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1. SPECIAL GIFT:
Take a 3 1/2 x 2 1/2 block of wood and wrap it with wrapping paper. After you glue saying to front, put a bow on it.

This is a very special gift
That you can never see
The reason it's so special is
It's just for you from me.
Whenever you are lonely
Or ever feeling blue,
You only have to hold this gift
And know I think of you.
You never can unwrap it.
Please leave the ribbon tied.
Just hold the box close to heart,
It's filled with love inside.


2. EXERCISER: Take a 2 1/2 x 2" block of wood, put it and the saying in a baggie.
EXERCISER
1. Place block in the center of the room.
2. Walk around the block two times.
3. Rest!!After all you've walked around the block two times!!!


3.FRIENDSHIP BAG: Take a baggie and put the saying and all of the things listed in it.
FRIENDSHIP BAG
A FRIENDSHIP BAG: Keep your Friendship Bag handy and ready to use at all times!
BANDAID: to help a friend who needs mending
BUTTON: to close your mouth before saying an unkind word
TISSUE: to dry the tears of a friend who's saying an unkind word
CANDY KISS: Everyone needs daily TLC
TOOTHPICK:to be easygoing,and not too picky
ERASER:because everyone makes mistakes, and that's OKAY!
LIFESAVER:because we're always willing to help each other
RUBBER BAND: to bind us together in friendship
MINT:because you're worth a mint!!!


4. FRIENDSHIP, CUP OF TEA CARD:
On the front of the card is a picture of a really fancy tea cup, above it says:
FRIENDSHIP BEGINS WITH A CUP OF KINDNESS.
Inside it says: Please take the time to share a cup of CHRISTMAS TEA with someone you love.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Also inside the card put two tea bags.


5. POWERBAND:
Take a piece of leather rope and tie one end, put the beads on the rope in the order they are listed and then tie the other end.
Put the band and the saying in a baggie.
POWERBAND
BLACK is our sin before we are saved.
RED is the blood of CHRIST shed for us on the cross.
WHITE we are cleansed when we are saved.
BLUE is baptism.
GREEN we are growing in CHRIST.
YELLOW/GOLD is our riches in HEAVEN.


7. NICE PILLS:
Take a baggie and put candy in it (I use small round ones that look like medicine)
. Staple saying to baggie.
NICE PILLS
We all know someone who could be a little nicer. Do them and yourself a favor.
Provide them with this supply of NICE PILLS.
They do wonders for in-laws, bosses, ex-husbands or ex-wives,nosey neighbors, GROUCHY, HATEFUL people may take two if needed.


8. HILLBILLY FISHIN' KIT:
Take a baggie and put split peas in it.
Staple saying to baggie.
HILLBILLY FISHIN' KIT
Directions:Sprinkle peas at edge of water. When fish comes up to take a "P", GRAB HIM!!


9. NATURE'S BUBBLE BATH:
Take a baggie and put beans in it (like the kind you use for ham and beans)
Staple saying to baggie.
NATURE'S BUBBLE BATH
Directions for use: Soak for one hour, Cook, Eat before taking bath.


11. COW SEEDS:
Take some large white lima beans and paint black spots on them, put them in a baggie.
Staple saying to baggie.
Saying has two sides.
FRONT SIDE: (Has a picture of a cow on it)
COW SEEDS
HERD STARTER KIT
Directions on other side.
BACK SIDE: 1.Start your own herd.
2. Plant the seeds in warm spot right side up.
Cow will grow upside down if planted wrong.
3. Be patient, it takes a long time to start your own herd.
4. For best results, MOO softly while watering.


12. LEGEND OF THE HEN'S TEETH:
Take some white rice and put in a baggie, Staple saying to baggie.
THE LEGEND OF THE HEN'S TEETH
Somewhere in a remote part of the ozark is a breed of chickens that grow teeth.
The strange thing is that outside this particular area,they cease to grow teeth, which is why all the common chickens you see are toothless descendants of the "Molar Marvels".
Anyone fortunate enough to have these teeth in their possession will find that they bring more luck than a rabbits foot or a four-leaf clover.


13. DONUT SEEDS:
Take a baggie and put Cheerios or some other cereal that looks like a donut in it.
Staple saying to baggie.
Saying has two sides.
FRONT SIDE: DONUT SEEDS
NEW HYBRID
Grow your own donut bush.
Planting instructions on back of package.
BACK SIDE: HOW TO GROW
Carefully place one seed at bottom of a ten foot hole,five feet apart in any type of soil.
When mature; bush will grow to a height of six feet.
FOR GLAZED DONUTS: Pour twenty pounds of sugar in each hole.
GUARANTEE: If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, or plants fail to grow in five years-
Dig up seeds for PRO-RATED refund.
GOTCHA, INC.
DONUT GROWERS


14. PRAYER ROCK:
Take a rock and wrap it up with material,tie material closed with a ribbon.
You can either put saying and rock in a baggie or you can just tie the saying on the ribbon.

MY PRAYER ROCK
I'm your little prayer rock,
and this is what I'll do.
Just put me on your pillow,
till the day is through.
Then turn back the covers,
and climb into your bed,
And "whack" your little prayer rock,
will hit you on the head.
Then you will remember,
as the day is through.
To kneel and say your prayers,
as you wanted to.
Then when you are finished,
just dump me on the floor.
I'll stay there through the night,
to give you help once more.
When you get up the next morning,
"clunk" I'll stub your toe.
So you won't forget your morning prayers,
again before you go.
Put me back upon your pillow,
after your bed is made.
This clever little prayer rock,
will continue in your aid.
Because your HEAVENLY FATHER,
cares and loves you so.
He wants you to remember,
to talk to HIM, you know.
(DON'T UNWRAP ME)

[ajrsmom]

Heres some more.....

The words for Christmas could be changed in many of the saying for Birthday, Easter.....whatever you are celebrating.

"Here's a 'Squeeze' and a 'Kiss' with Christmas Cheer,
to remind you you are loved all through the year"
Gift: Bottle of "squeeze-it" juice and a
Hershey kiss on the tag

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"Have a "COOL YULE"
Gift: ice cream and topping.

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"Nibble, nibble like a mouse.
We hope you'll nibble at this house!
Merry Christmas"
Gift: Gingerbread house or gingerbread house kit ready to decorate.

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"A teacher can't live by apples alone...she needs "kisses" too!
Merry Christmas"
Gift: Fill a box, bag or mug with Hershey's Kisses

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"Hope a merry "HO-HO-HO fills your heart the whole year though
Merry
Christmas"
Gift: Box of Hostess Ho-Ho's. Decorate the box or put in
a Christmas type bag.


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"Christmas is coming and so are the deer,
Listen closely and bells you will hear.
Along with them comes a special treat,
Reindeer droppings for you toeat!!
Merry Christmas"
Gift: Color and cut out a deer head (picture) and attach
to a box of Whoppers or Milk Duds.

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Hoping you have a "ball" this Holiday Season!
Merry Christmas"
Gift: Popcorn balls, or cheese ball and crackers.

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"Whisking" you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!"
Gift: Whisk filled with treats.

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"By gum, you're great neighbors!"
Have a Merry Christmas!"
Gift: Sack, jar or mug filled with gumdrops or gum.

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"You make friendship bloom all year round.
Merry Christmas"
Gift: Poinsettia plant or other type of flowering plant

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We're "ROOT"ing for you to have a won"DEER"ful New Year!"
Gift: 2 liter bottle of Root Beer with a deer head attached (picture)

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"Have a Hot and Spicy Christmas!
Merry Christmas"
Gift: Salsa and tortilla chips

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"Here's some zesty salsa to spice up your holidays!!
Merry Christmas"
Gift: Salsa and tortilla chips, any kind of popcorn treat, microwave popcorn

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"Baked with Love for you!"
Give cake in a jar, any baked treat or layer cookie
ingredients in a jar with recipe/directions attached on a gift label.

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"Dip" into a wonderful Holiday Season and a Healthy New year!"
Gift: Cut-up vegetables (crudités) and dip mix; dip mix and crackers
and pretzels or caramel dip and apples.

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"Have an "udderly" moo-valous Christmas"
Gift: Cow Pie using an Oreo cookie crust filled with layer of
Chocolate pudding and a layer of Vanilla pudding.
Spread Cool Whip on top and creating irregular black spots on top of the
cream using crushed Oreo cookies

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"Hope your Christmas is "tree"mendous!"
Gift: Christmas Tree shaped pasta or fill tree shaped
container with goodies; place cookies and candies tree-shaped tray or
a small mini or tabletop Christmas tree.

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"A friend always knows when you need a little "hug"
Gift: Fill a bag, jar or mug
with Hershey Hugs Kisses and Hugs!!

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"Whether stirring up cakes, cookies, soups or souffles; You'll find this
spoon useful in so many ways. But whenever it's use, whatever you do, It
says"Merry Christmas from us to you"
Gift: Wooden spoon with some sort of
boxed mix (muffins, cake etc....)

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"Season's" Greetings. Hope this will "spice" up your Christmas!"
Gift: Seasoned salt in a salt shaker or any type of spice

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"Hope your holiday is Sweet. Merry Christmas!!"
Gift: Jar of candy or bag or sack of homemade candy

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"We tray-sure" your friendship! Happy Holidays!"
Gift: Christmas tray with goodies

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"Have "ewe" self a Merry little Christmas!"
Gift: Make a lamb out of frozen dinner
rolls...or give anything to do with sheep or lambs.

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"Have a "berry" nice Holiday Season"
Gift: Jar of jam, Strawberry Cheesecake mix or
flavored berry syrups and pancake or waffle mix.

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"May your Holidays "bubble over" with fun! Merry Christmas"
Gift: Bubble bath or bath crystals with any bath accessory.

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"S-breading some holiday cheer, from us, to you, this time of year."
Gift: Loaf of bread.

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"Hoping your Christmas is Heavenly"
Gift: Anything that has to do with an angel...or
give an Angel Food cake mix with toppings or
Angel Hair pasta.

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"If friends were flowers, we'd pick you! Happy Holidays"
Gift: Blooming plant, a bouquet of flowers or a flower arrangement

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[ajrsmom]

Even more.....

Hope these are what you had in mind.


Tami



"Just "popped" over to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"
Gift: Any type of popcorn....(microwave, tin) or bottles of soda pop

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"Have a "whopper" of a Christmas"
Gift: Box of Whoppers candies

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"Hope your Christmas is "Scent" sational"
Gift: Bag of potpourri or a scented candle.

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"Hope you have a "grate" Christmas"
Gift: Grater, cheese and Nacho chips

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"Merry Christmousse"
Gift: Box of chocolate Mousse mix

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"Wishing you a scrumptious Christmas"
Gift: Any kind of sweet treat.

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"May your Christmas be Merry and "Sprite"
Gift: 2 liter bottle of Sprite.
Decorate top of bottle with holly leaves and berries made out of felt.

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"We couldn't re"strain" ourselves from wishing you a Merry Christmas"
Gift: Fill a strainer with goodies.

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"Friends like you are worth a "MINT!" Merry Christmas"
Gift: Fill a jar or mug with peppermints.

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"Merry Christmas from our house to yours"
Gift: Paint a house on a sack with hearts floating out of the chimney
and fill it with goodies

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"Have a holly "jolly" Christmas"
Gift: Fill a jar or mug with Jolly Rancher candies

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"Wishing you a "Souper" Holiday Season"
Gift: Soup packet with crackers in mug or soup bowl

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"You're getting 'muffin' for Christmas"
Gift: Muffins or muffin mix.

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"Full of Christmas Love!"
Gift: Decorated bag full of goodies.

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"Have a "pasta-tively" Happy Holiday"
Gift: Christmas Angels or Tree shaped pasta in a jar
or bag. Or give any type of pasta along with a pasta spoon.

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"Have a "beary" sweet Christmas"
Gift: Bear-shaped bottle of honey... or a
mug filled with gummy bears

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"Ho-Ho-Ho"memade Bread"
Gift: Loaf of homemade bread

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"May your Christmas be festive and fruitful.
Merry Christmas"
Gift: Fruit basket or jar of dried fruit.

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"Hoping you have a holiday "jam-packed" with fun"
Gift: Jar of jam.

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"It's that "Nutty" time of year again, so please don't lose your cool.
Relax and munch this little treat, and have a Happy Yule"
Gift: Nutragious Candy Bar or any type of treat with nuts in it.

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"May your days be happy, and your heart be light,
Your Christmas Merry, and
the New year Bright"
Gift: Candle.

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"Best Wishes for a bright and beautiful Holiday Season"
Gift: Candle.

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"May your Christmas be "sprinkled" with laughter and love,
Merry Christmas"
Gift: Cookie sprinkles, cookie cutters and a recipe for sugar cookies.

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"Here's a little "dough" for Christmas!
Merry Christmas"
Gift: A roll or tub of cookie dough and cookie cutters

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"Ho-ho hoping your Christmas is Merry"
Gift: Santa figurine, picture, toy, decoration, ornament, etc.

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"Wishing you joy beyond "measure
Merry Christmas"
Gift: Fill a measuring cup with Christmas treats or goodies.
Variation: Add a measuring tape or ruler.

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"Have a "M"erry and "M"ost wonderful Holiday Season"
Gift: Fill a jar or bag with M&M's Candies

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"Just a little Christmas cheer from us, to you, this time of year.
Merry
Christmas!"
Gift: Bottle of sparkling cider, sparkling grape juice
or other bottled spirits.

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"Wishing you a warm and wonderful Christmas!"
Gift: Hot chocolate mix and a mug.

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"Remember… Santa "Chex" his list twice to see who's been naughty or nice. So
be good for goodness sake! Merry Christmas!"
Gift: Bag of Chex mix.

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"Here's A Squeeze and A Kiss While We Are Apart"
Gift: 1 squeeze-it container of Kool-Aid and 1 Hershey Kiss in a clear
cellophane party bag tied with a curly ribbon

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"CHOCOLATE LOVERS BOX...OPEN IN CASE OF CRAVING"
Decorate or decoupage a box and fill with lots of chocolate candies