I remember taking our grandma along on a camping trip when I was still a child. Grandma Me-Me was not much of the outdoors type. To compare the two of us, she would not go to the grocery store withour her makeup. I hardly EVER where makeup.
One night she screamed bloody murder,as she ran out of her tent waking everyone up because a snake had gotten into her sleeping bag!
That snake turned out to be a shoelace!!!!
peace,train