Things I've learned so far:
2 quarts of grapes only makes 3 cups of juice.
Concord grapes are so tart, they make me cry.
Yes, grape juice is PURPLE on white countertops.
Chickens will eat more grapes than you ever get if you aren't very, very careful.
Ditto on tomatoes.
Walnuts are a pain in the butt.
Walnuts don't stain your hands brown. They stain your hands some undefinable color remarkably like your childs first dirty diaper.
There will be twice as many fallen apples as good apples to harvest.
When you run fallen apples over with the lawn mower, they spray applesauce everywhere.
Applesauce is very sticky.
It also makes serious problems for your mower blades.
And that, ladies, concludes the list of things I've learned so far. Imagine what today will bring!
