"Beep! Beep!"
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old
granddaughter and beeped the horn by
mistake. She turned and looked at him for
an explanation.
He said, "I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."
He replied, "How did you know?"
She said, "Because you didn't say "idiot!"
afterwards.
